I am a Deductive Genius

So, we were in the pediatric ER (everything is fine, by the way) and McKinna had to have blood drawn for a test. The phlebotomist came to take her blood and I noticed he scratches on his neck. The scratches looked small and was sure it was from a cat. Pleased with my Holmesian deductive skills, I said "Do you have a cat?"
"No. I guess I should use that as an excuse, though."
Oops. Sorry perverted phlebotomist guy.
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