Gems from the Men's Room

I had the pleasure of "sitting" in the stall next to my son's today after lunch.  Of course, he's a very chatty guy in the bathroom (something we'll have to work on for the future).  Here are a few gems from our parrallel deuce dropping - 

"are you going to go poopy too, Dad?"

"OH NO, I have diawea [phonetic spelling]!"

"What does F-U-C-K spell, Dad?"

"This isn't very good toilet paper is it, Dad?"

"Oh dang it!  I got my hood in the toilet water!"

Good times, good times.